Extremely Bisexual and Incredibly Anxious
fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.
films with teens driving around the city at night and falling in love with each other to cool soundtracks would be great if they weren’t all so damn heterosexual where’s my fuckin mediocre lesbian indie movie with shitty rock music and and they fall in love and wear each other’s hoodies where the FUCK is my FUCKGjng
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
Blue Oyster Cult: (Don’t Fear) the Reaper
Album: Don’t Fear the Reaper: Best Of Blue Oyster Cult